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Malc
in the comments at dilbert blog gives danish cartoonists an offer worth considering

Calling offensive Danish "Mohammed" cartoonists!!
I'd like to offer one of you a chance to make some REAL money.
I will pretend to bump you off and then split the Taliban reward money 50-50.
You will have to lie low for a while, but 200kg of gold should help the time pass quicker.
If you want to increase your share of the reward money, you will have to agree to actually be assassinated.
I will then put your share in a trust fund, and if you do not claim it within a year, it will revert to me.

Malc