USA in the uncyclopedia

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The United States of America is a rogue commonwealth of the British Empire, peopled by sample farmers and labourers. The hallmark of American life is a powerful combination of borrowing, slacking and junk food. Americans claim that their nation is favoured by God, an allegation God vehemently denies.

America began its rogue status when it came to the realization that drunken gun slinging and tax evasion would make an compelling and provocative foundation for an independent nation.